the trick to dying politely
is to die on a thursday night
because resource overconsumption on the weekends
is just not very polite

also try respecting women
since apparently that's the best form of birth control
according to a thom hartmann book summary
that i read last night on amazon

but if love of women and suicide
are two things you consider a bit overkill
perhaps you should sigh softly when pumping gas
and drop a tear for the earth as the tank hastily fills