THE RIGHT TIME TO TEASE THE BABOON (2008)

i remember two monkeys having sex at the zoo
san diego weather, people, you'd be at it too

a super large woman with super small kids
looked on with disinterest for at least twenty minutes

i was, for once, drunk on a monday at noon
waiting for the right time to tease the baboon

smiling at children with tears in their eyes
sobbing while chewing on cold soggy fries

there's a world out here, smack in the middle of day
while balding old perverts lie and cheat for their pay

much like the ants i never knew were so smart
these creatures out here aren't worth an elephant fart