the number of women i slept with
the number of shots i can down
the number of pounds i bench press
the number of dreams i watched drown

the number of cylinders in the engine
the number of horses it'll pull
the number of good fighters i've beaten
the number of unicorns i broke into mules

the number of papers i published
the number of books i have read
the number of poems i've written
the number of people i love that will one day be dead

the number of inches of bicep and penis
the number of lies sold as truth
the number of figures in a paycheck
the number of days without you