have you ever asked someone a question
but what you really wanted was for them to be the ones asking

i'd say That is the essence of the relationship between you and i

every time i sit down to write this crap
it's like i'm back in the sandbox with the blondes
all over again, except now i have to pay for rent not vodka tonics

and you sit there, with a half-assed style, not even looking at me
like i am some paper delivery boy who just stabbed himself in the chest

i'm done with it, until the next row of vodka shots, or the new erection,
whichever goes down first