my blood looked red
the beer i've had
had soaked the carpet
to the brim
a salad with ranch
a wounded wench
in my bathtub
moaning like pancakes
were a touch overdone
and though she hated me
she always "had fun"
i came instinctively for a piss
she asked to watch
and gave me a kiss
it didn't take much
for her to find a smile