MAYBE SHE'LL GET A DOLLAR (2008)

waiting for a petition
with a turkey sandwich
and a can of red bull
thinking of a rhyme

time spent slyly winking
at the girls about to fall
waiting here to catch them
when they do, and fail to crawl

wrinkly burnt bartender
flirting for a tip
maybe she'll get a dollar
but from me she won't get shit