if you have never tasted urinal cake
then your adolescence must have seemed complex

your wife desiring another man
becomes a freudian oil leak

when i got home from work last wednesday evening
i happened upon my girlfriend with a caucasian plumber-type

i sat in the kitchen carving out cone-shaped pieces
from the day-old half-eaten steak, with side of baked potato

then i did the same to their eye sockets
except not until they left, half naked, grinning