we're all racist and sexist
gay terrorist atheist fascists
child molesters, carriers of every std
schizophrenic satanic, all to a degree

and on most days, it just hurts when you pee

guilt follows bad grammar and teenage masturbation
oval office blow jobs arouse the penis of the nation
and the worst thing of all is man marrying man
if god ever will forgive us it'd be because of bombing iraq and afghanistan