i've been deemed inappropriate for kids
i should stop proposing to teenagers
and stop allowing the friendly wagers
get socratically out of hand

yes, sweetheart, indeed i am with the band
but that raggedy old hag is starring at us now
at another time and place she may have allowed
for two star-crossed souls like ours to meet

but out here on a lukewarm philly street
one finds everything except romance
and shit, i lost too much to take a chance
on you, because you're too good to be true