i'm glad you make more money than me
so finally i can be
grammatically incorrect
and still get respect
from the other elitist phds

i'll throw down twenty dollar bills
choke down green tea and caffeine pills
walk through the drexel campus
on my way to a upenn coffee shop
with my ipod blasting dead prez's hip hop

please, everything on my sandwich
except cheese
i'm watching my figure
especially the parts you'd want to squeeze