i keep my woman chained to the radiator
in the winter, she sweats excessively
but i drink before i undress her, and frankly,
what i like about her is that she's smart

she doesn't try to run, which you may have been thinking
you see, because, you don't understand love.
i kept myself for years in isolation
just so i can be a man who never gets enough

tomorrow is one year since we moved in together
so i think i'll buy her a new set of pots
a few shorter skirts with a blouse, and an ice cube tray
so she wouldn't get so damn hot