i am a monster
inside of your closet
drinking vodka and tonic
when everyone's gone

i watch your old tv
read black poet novels
and sniff your daughter's panties
when she is not home

i make your wife omlets
and fuck her hard backwards
and make your neighbors wonder
about their neighborhood

i watch your little johnny
with fingers and hair
and nights not forgotten
when you are not home

i play your grand piano
pretending i'm blind
and sing as if none of my dreams
were ever destroyed

i laugh without thinking
and lie without coughing
and take your children out
on a sunday afternoon

i do this one thing
and i swear you'll like it
cause it involves my big penis
and your secretary

i dance to gay music
and shake my fat hairy ass cheeks
like someone has started
a fire in my pants

i stay home on sundays
when you're all praying
because there can only be one good christian
and he was a jew

i don't shave my body
and i don't need a whisky
before i can come home
and sleep with my wife

i love every moment
i have in your house
such beautiful people
with love in their hearts

i love to mistreat them
and cheat them and beat them
and watch their pain
through a keyhole of sorts

i am a monster
inside of your closet
resting my head
in a paralyzed bliss