in certain cases, i agree
a lot is conveyed with a damn firm hand shake
and so i turn to harry reid
a spineless man without even the decency to fake it

it takes about five minutes tops
for the blood in my brain to boil
when i read about soap someone drops
and a shot of dirty old harry bent over with a smile

each morning i ponder which color to wear
as cspan coverage of the senate drills on
about the compromise that we must achieve there
and in the process become some southern rottweiler's bone