i have a reader in canada, united states
florida is just one example
there may be, theoretically, up to forty eight
one in europe
one in japan
australia has read me
but not recently, which i understand

a billion web pages
and these people choose me
because long ago as children
they wished to be free
of bloody claws and yellow teeth
that fly like sand in a stampede
of a crowd of critics
squealing in harmony
with shallow intentions
and shallow memories

and the way they have chosen
to accomplish this task
is to waste precious minutes
smelling farts from a self-proclaimed voluptuous ass
and following attempts at enslaving the soul of the world
with rhyme and an appletini moral lightness
of a keith richards biographical tale about a barely legal girl