i've dug a hole in the ground
laid down
looked around
and waited for the bugs to come.
they came, ate some parts
and didn't eat some

it was all in good fun
chewing, believing
that there's someone
waiting up on a silvery cloud
running a car wash
for the devout

an old gambler
in a white cowboy hat
bought me a drink
and chewed the fat
while girls in skimpy skirts
flew past
looking for a man
to be their "first" and their "last"