The following is a public service announcement for all you American “pansies”. You didn’t hear it from me, you heard it from a man wearing an American flag and just about the most badass mustache on the face of the Earth:
I think I’m going to request that Shoyoroll release a red gi with a giant yellow hammer and sickle on the back. By the way Ivan Drago is not the face of Russia to the world:
Aleksandr Karelin, on the other hand, is:
